RHETORICAL ANALYSIS EXERCISE #1 Read the following essay. Identify the claim, and identify the types of support (e.g., natural or artificial). Finally, try to identify any ornaments. The Economic Stupidity of United States Americans are really stupid. We are really stupid about supporting other countries and ignoring this country. As Americans, we think about other people’s economies, other people’s unstable governments, and even other people’s catastrophes. Most Americans would give the shirt off of their back to a starving person and refuse to have a shirt of their own. Yet, such ideals do not yield economic prudence. We have to ask: When will American’s start caring about other Americans? When will we start thinking about our own economy, our own unstable government, and our own catastrophes? When will we fix this country? And, when will we fix our economy? This past year, individual Americans raised $1 billion dollars for Haiti, which is several millions of dollars more than was raised for the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Moreover, we vehemently refused tax increases to aid our schools this past year. But, we gave more in charitable donations to foreign interests than any other time in recorded history. The results: Our children lost their teachers, record numbers of people remained out of work, several small and large businesses failed, and fewer government projects were completed to help make our lives just a little bit better. What more? Since the annual gross domestic product of Haiti is only $6.95 billion dollars, many economists figure that Americans raised about one-seventh of the annual income (or Gross Domestic Product) of Haiti for the year without a single Haitian working a single day. Great for Haiti! However, such movements are significantly bad for the United States, which is in one of the worst recessions in recorded history. But, awesome for Haiti, an impoverished nation, whose corrupt diplomats and government officials will undoubtedly “pocket” the money for themselves, or even use this capital to rise to greatness and eventually buy United States treasuries (i.e., bonds, treasury bills, and other securities). Rise above and conquer and buy out the United States… sound familiar? Well, think about China. China has received billions of dollars in funds from the United States for the last thirty years. Since then, China has amassed so much capital that the government started to buy up treasuries like crazy. The result: $500 billion dollars of the national debt of the United States is owned by China, as opposed to China’s $350 billion dollars debt owed to other countries. What is more shocking? Think about Japan. Japan owns over $650 billion dollars of the United State’s national debt. And, how much have United States citizens given to Japan? The answer: Billions. Considering the billions provided to Japan during their Post World War II reconstruction period, we might say that Japan did very well. Over the course of 30 years, Japan tripled its Gross-Domestic Product from a few billion to about one trillion per year. And, now, they are perpetually buying American debt. As a result of all our giving and helping and relieving and ignoring the problems associated in our own country, the United States is now borrowing over $1 Trillion dollars every year from China and Japan in order to function. Our dollar has devalued itself. Our gold reserves have not grown very much in recent years. And, our monetary state is pitiful if not completely and utterly pathetic. And, the main question is: Why? Why did we let our charity get in the way of our own needs? I would compare our stupidity to the idea of riding in an airplane. When a person is on an airplane, the stewards of the plane often say: In case of cabin depressurization, oxygen masks will drop from the ceilings. Please put the oxygen mask on yourself first and then place the mask any dependents. In a very real sense, Americans seem to be putting our masks on others before ourselves. And, we find ourselves smothering in our own economic problems. Moreover, we continue to do this, to our detriment. The United States needs to rebuild itself. We cannot continue to be charitable to anyone else anymore. We must put the mask on ourselves economically, and then put the mask on others, who are dependent on us. We must not be in a hurry to help others before we can help ourselves. Therefore, we must encourage the people of the United States to resist being too generous. After all, in the midst of such a recession, we have millions out of jobs. A billion dollars in aid could go a long way to struggling individuals, struggling businesses, and this struggling country which we call home.